We learned that Zuckerberg is going to be a dad! (Or so we thought we heard him say at one point, that his long-time girlfriend, Priscilla Chan, is pregnant – we’re trying to confirm whether that is what he said – or that she’s trying to become a pediatrician – she’s also in medical school in the Bay Area.)

Hmm... I'm no expert or anything but your girlfriend being pregnant is very different than your girlfriend wanting to become a pediatrician. File this under: Wait... what?